After a recent visit to the doctor, I realized just how guilty I feel about some of our eating habits at home. I don’t feel bad about what Alex and I eat. We’re adults, after all, and we can eat what we want. Toddlers cannot, or should not, eat whatever they want. They’re growing little people. They need nutritious food.
That is why I lie to our doctor. Well, not lie, but stretch the truth….frequently.
Doc: “How do you handle sweets in your house?”
Me: “I try not to keep them around. They’re so tempting.” LIE. We always have ice cream in the freezer. Alex and I eat some every night.
Doc: “Great. So how often does she eat sweets?”
Me: “Oh, you know, the occasional treat.” ANOTHER LIE
Here is what I Don’t Do:
I do not bribe Eloise to go for a walk in the stroller with a treat from the store.
I do not make up for a lack of donuts at church with cupcakes when we get home. (ahem, yesterday)
I do not bribe Eloise to use the potty with gummy worms. (Chocolate chips didn’t work, but gummy worms did.)
Truth be told, we eat A LOT of sweets. (Yum.) But at least my child also likes asparagus. That’s good, right? (Oh man, I'm a terrible mom!)
5 comments:
really funny! i think we all tell small little lies to the doctor.
hmm.... what were you doing with cupcakes at home? He! He! glad the snow let you get to church.
Haha - LMAO on that...That is too funny! I have NEVER done that either (well, did you see my post of my child eating chocolate at 8am this morning!?!?!) I wonder if doctor have built in lie detectors...I sure hope not! ;)
hahaha hilarious, em!
ummm...no comment! ha ha, don't worry - even doctors tell other doctors small white lies. and eat ice cream on a regular basis. and chocolate.
trust me - it's the four bags of flaming hot cheetos a day and eating fast food for dinner five nights a week that does you in. (i've seen that happen)
you're
a great mom!!!
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